Christmas Rum Cake Joke

You know i had a piece of homemade rum cake a friend made her husband thought she put a little too much rum in it it was sooooo good plus had a swig or two of my husband s hard cider beer at their restaurant.

Christmas rum cake joke.

Remove cake from oven. 1 cup dried fruit. Melt butter in saucepan. Sample the rum again.

Soda 1 cup butter 2 large eggs 1 cup baking powder 3 juiced lemons 1 cup of nuts. 15 chicken thigh recipes for the instant pot this collection of top rated recipes highlights this versatilty featuring chicken thighs with international accents from chicken curry to cacciatore chicken teriyaki to chicken tagine biriyani and butter chicken and much more. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Brain candy humor collection is a series of funny writing jokes parodies sarcasm and witty essays.

Sugar 1 or 2 quarts of rum 1 cup dried fruit brown sugar 1 tsp. Stir in water and sugar. Now select a large mixing bowl measuring cups spatula etc. While cake has ten minutes to go make the glaze.

Immediately drizzle 1 3 of the glaze on the bottom top of the cake. My sister s christmas rum cake joke hot 6 years ago every year around this time my sister makes an attempt to create what she says is her masterpiece of culinary delight in fact she usually makes two or three attempts but alas i have yet to sample even a tiny morsel of it. It must be just. Try it again with an electric beater beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Sugar and beat again. Cd8158758 me thinks someone had too much vodka while making the cake. Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality. It must be just right.

Check the rum again and bo to ged. Select a large mixing bowl measuring cup etc. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Check the rum again.

Allow to sit for five minutes. Now pour the whole mess into the oven and ake. Stir to combine and reheat for 30 seconds. 142 806 jokes 59 283 thumbs up 5 428 active users 430 visitors online 3 871 topics 10 697 humor websites 40 653 humor links related topics always avoid buffet calories carrot christmas cookies drink eat eating eggnog else fact fill food good gravy holiday january juice leave list made mashed milk new nothing now one rum.

Before you start sample the rum to check for quality. Recipe for christmas rum cake ingredients. Turn off flame and pour in rum. 1 or 2 qts.

Boil for 4 to 5 minutes stirring constantly. Humor editor andy simmons recalls the 25 funniest christmas jokes stories and news items in this outrageous guide to the yuletide.